so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
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