So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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