Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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