Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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