$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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