Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
tell me about the eggs
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