His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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