just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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