Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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