I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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