I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
