The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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