why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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