it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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