69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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