i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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