quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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