You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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