They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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