No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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