I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
