Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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