My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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