At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
