let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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