My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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