the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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