So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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