I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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