Your face is a jimmy john
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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