"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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