its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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