she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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