He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
someone owes me an orgasm
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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