you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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