How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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