he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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