i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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