No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
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