tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'm at about main and main street
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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