Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
