Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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