Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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