You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I hate all girls vehemently.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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