i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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