the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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