He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I will pee on everything he values.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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