we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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