Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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