Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
