Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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